"Talk Of The Town " Chapter 2

         

Imagene Doll

     Some places in this world come with grand titles, like Philadelphia and Marina Del Rey.  You get the feeling that when the founding fathers named those places, they expected grand things to happen there.  Hard to say what was in the minds of the folks who named our little town of Daily, Texas.  Guess they expected it to be a regular kind of place.  And it is.  Mostly.
 
    Every ten years or so, something really peculiar happens in Daily.  There’s never any telling what it’s going to be, but it’d been about a decade since the Christmas lights fell off of Town Hall and landed in the shape of the Virgin Mary, and twice that long since Elvis had a flat tire on Main Street.  So, when Ervin Hanson spotted a TV network helicopter hovering over the fairgrounds one April morning, he figured we were due for another Daily event.   He pulled off the road and watched with a mix of fear and awe as that helicopter flew round and round in a blank blue sky. 

     When it disappeared altogether, Ervin proceeded to the café to tell everyone what he’d seen.  When you’re sitting on a Daily news story, that’s where you go.  The café can spread information faster than chaff in a whirlwind, and so when Ervin showed up saying he’d seen a TV network helicopter at the fairgrounds, word was all over town lickety split.  Don’t need 60 Minutes here.  We’ve got the café.  Paul Harvey would be impressed at how quick the rest of the story gets told in Daily, Texas.

     Somebody ought to of warned those TV network folks of that before they came to town.

     I wasn’t at the café working that morning, which is unusual during the breakfast rush, but I’d come upon a dead raccoon on my way into town, so I was next door at the Daily Hair and Body getting my car fixed and my hair redone.  If you’re not from Daily, you might ask what one thing has to do with the other.  Long story short, the dead raccoon had attracted a big old turkey buzzard, and if there’s a buzzard within fifty feet of the road, it’ll fly up and hit my car.  The boys at the body shop keep a roadkill tally on their chalkboard next to the results of last year’s Big Buck contest, and I’ve got the record for most buzzard collisions in a twelve month period.  My name’s right there at the top, Imagene Doll, a stick figure (if you can imagine that) of a buzzard, and four little tally marks.  That’s just this year’s count.  And there’s still eight months to go.

     It’s sort of embarrassing, but at nearly seventy years old, you take fame where you can get it.

     This buzzard was a big one, and it hit smack in the middle of the windshield like a giant B-B, then hung there in the wiper.  By the time I finally got it loose, I felt like I’d been ten rounds with Mohammad Ali.  Which was how I ended up needing my hair redone, even though it was only Thursday. 

     Sometimes it’s convenient having an auto body shop and a beauty salon all in one building—you wouldn’t think so—but sometimes it is.

     I guess you could say that by 8:30 a.m., it was already a pretty strange day in Daily.

     I’d just come out from under the hairdryer when Ervin’s news made it over from the café next door, via Harlan Hanson.  Harlan had started his mail route earlier than usual that morning, because he was packing the biggest story to hit our town since Elvis.  That was the old, bloated, rhinestone-wearing Elvis, and he never got off the bus, so really, that story doesn’t compare with this one, either, even though Elvis had supposedly been dead for eight years when he showed up in Daily.

     But a posthumous Elvis can’t hold a candle to a real, live TV network helicopter.  It’s more likely that the King of Rock and Roll would rise from the grave and show up on a tour bus than that a TV network would come to Daily, so I didn’t believe Harlan at first.

     “Oh, for heaven’s sake, Harlan, you expect us to swallow that?”  I said.  “It’s more likely that Ervin’s been eating too many of them pickled raisins with his breakfast.”  Ervin soaks brown raisins in white gin and eats them for medicinal purposes.  It’s supposed to cure arthritis, so everyone looks the other way, even though Ervin’s our Baptist preacher.  I don’t hold it against him, and God probably don’t either.  Being the Baptist preacher in a small town would drive anyone to eat gin-soaked raisins, eventually.

     “Sober as a judge,” Harlan argued, and he ought to know, because he and Ervin are brothers.  “Erve saw a helicopter flyin’ ‘round and ‘round over the fairgrounds out on Cowhouse Creek.  Thought he’d better check on it, it bein’ almost time for the Daily Reunion Days out there and all.  By the time he got down the road, the whirlybird had landed and it’uz goin’ up again.  Erve got a clean look at it.”  Squinting one eye like he was sighting in a rifle, Harlan stretched out a long, bony finger and reenacted the drama of Ervin and the helicopter.  “How ’bout them apples?”

     Behind me, Lucy clucked her tongue and shook a bottle of hairspray at him.  “You say to Ervin we are only fools on the first day of April.”  What she meant, of course, was that this wasn’t April Fool’s Day.  Lucy’s from Japan, originally, but she’s been here since the fifties, when she came over as a war bride.  Her English is good, but her Texan is questionable.  She tends to mix metaphors.

     “This ain’t no April Fools,” Harlan insisted.  “That helicopter had a Austin TV sign on the side, bigger'n Dallas.  What’d’ya think that means?”

     “Can’t imagine,” I said, and I really couldn’t.

     “And then,” Harlan leaned close, like this part was top secret, and the Russians were on the other side of the wall with cups on their ears.  “Bailey Henderson gets a call not five minutes ago, down to the Town Hall.  It’s some stranger with a Los Angeles accent, asking all about the upcomin' Daily Reunion, and after that he recalled that, a few days ago, some other stranger'd called and booked the community building for a surprise fiftieth wedding anniversary party.  What’s that tell ya?”

     “Tells me someone’s having a fiftieth wedding anniversary, and someone else is wantin’ information about the Daily Reunion Days, which makes sense, being as it’s coming up this weekend.”  I said.

     “Yeah, but they both had Los Angeles accents,” Harlan repeated, like I was a little thick, not getting the point and all.  "Bailey's got it figured that the fiftieth anniversary's only a cover story for Amber's Hometown Reunion Concert."

     Sometimes I’d swear Harlan would swallow a boar hog if Bailey Henderson sugarcoated it for him.  “Harlan, what’s a Los Angeles accent sound like, exactly?”

     He threw his hands in the air, knocking some letters out of his pack.  Lucy picked them up.  “Well I don’t know, Imagene.  Like TV people, and stuff.  Like TV people.  What’s that tell ya?”

     “I don’t know, Harlan.  What’s it tell you?”  Seemed like we’d been at this point once already.

     Leaning close again, Harlan rolled his eyes upward like a lazy old yard dog watching a squirrel run overhead.  “It means Amber Anderson made it to the Final Five on American Megastar.  They always do them hometown visit shows with the top five finalists.  Heck, I bet Amber’s gonna win the whole thing.  That child’s been singin' since she was a pup in diapers.  You can take it to the bank, Imagene.  Our little hometown girl’s gonna put the town of Daily back on the map.  Erve and the mayor are out there right now doin’ their part to make Amber’s dream come true.  They done got a tarp cloth and some paint from the hardware store, they painted American Megastar Finalist and Vote for Amber on it, and they’re hangin’ it over the highway, right below the Daily Reunion Days banner.”  With a purposeful nod, he added, “How's that for a fine bushel of 'taters?”

     I stood there trying to get my hat around the idea.  “Don’t know,” I said.  “Seems foolish, getting everyone’s hopes up, painting signs and all.  A wiggle in the water don’t mean there’s a fish on the hook.”  I wasn’t sure why I felt the need to tamp down Harlan’s excitement.  My mama used to say the blues is an ailment that don't like no sunshine in the room.

     Harlan batted a hand my direction.  “Trouble with you Imagene, is you got no imagination anymore.” 

     That stung a bit, being as my father named me Imagene, spelled one letter off of imagine, because he wanted me think big thoughts and believe in wondrous possibilities.  But since my husband, Jack, died, I couldn't imagine much good happening in my life, or in Daily.  It seemed like the town and me were both just marking time, waiting for the days to pass.

     “You just wait and see, Imagene Doll.  There's big things comin'.”  Harlan wagged a finger in the air, then headed out the door, not willing to let me dampen his excitement about Daily getting a fresh dose of fame.  
I stared out the window as Harlan disappeared down the main street business district.  That sounds grander than it is.  The business district doesn’t have much more than a dozen buildings that mostly sit with paint peeling off the bricks, and the grand second-story windows staring blank into space, the nameplates reminding us that once there were banks, and hotels, and dry goods stores, back when wool and mohair were king.  Folks don’t shop the hometown anymore.  Mostly, they go over to Austin to the Wal-Mart Supercenter where they can get everything fast and easy.  As much as I like Wal-Mart, I miss them old times when shopping was an event you got dressed up for.

     All that to say, I guess, that Daily, like a lot of small towns, stood forgotten, a little forlorn and faded, which seemed to suit me, lately.  Even the Reunion Days, which once brought Dailyians home from all over the country to visit relatives, listen to music at the bandstand, ride the old Ferris wheel, and admire the yearly catch of rattlesnakes, wasn’t what it used to be.  But watchin’ Harlan walk away, I got the sudden and strange feeling this year’s festival was gonna be dig-in-your-spurs-and-hang-on-Sally.  We’re goin’ for a ride.

     I wasn't sure I was ready for it.

     Donetta seemed to sense a change coming.  Her hands were shaking as she teased up my hair and lowered the barber chair.  “Ye-ew suppose he’s ri-ight?”  When Donetta talks, every word’s got at least three syllables, sometimes more. 

     “Doubt it,” I said, but I could tell that Donetta was already sniffing a rustle in the wind.  Donetta often has a sense about things, so I knew what it meant when she stared hard into the old plate glass windows.  She was having another one of her revelations. 

     “What do you think?”  I said carefully.

     In the corner, Lucy crossed herself and kissed the locket where she keeps a curl of hair from the baby she had to leave behind in Japan. 

     The room took on an eerie silence as Donetta stared at the shifting reflections in the wavy glass.  “I’m not sure.” she shivered, even though it was a warm day.  “I see… people… a lot of people.”  Then she turned away, shrugged her shoulders, and sighed.  “But what do I know?  I could just be havin’ a hot flash.”

     She had a heavy look that told me otherwise.  And besides, Donetta's long past the age for hot flashes.  She pictured more in that window than she wanted to let on.

     In the corner, Lucy was quiet.

     “See you two after the breakfast rush,” I said, and hopped up, ready to get out of there before Donetta conjured one of her wild plans about how we were gonna cash in on whatever she'd just envisioned.  “When I called Bob to tell him about the buzzard, he said he'd see if Maria could come on in, but I should get over there for my shift quick as I could.  He's got the coffee club backed up at the counter, waiting for breakfast.  I’ll settle up with you later for the cut and curl.”

     “Sure thing,” Donetta said, and walked off into the back room, still looking shell shocked from whatever she saw in the window.

     Saying good-bye to Lucy, I slipped through the hidden door between the beauty shop and the café.  No one knows why that swinging bookshelf is in the wall behind the cash register.  It’s long been the subject of Daily supposition, but the fact is that no one, even my Daddy, who was the Daily mayor for half of his life, could say for sure.  He got many a laugh over the years, telling tourists and impressionable young folks all sorts of wild stories about the hidden door.

     My mama never much appreciated Daddy’s tendency toward wild Irish storytelling and outlandish moneymaking schemes.  She said the swinging shelf was put there so after you got your hair done, you could get to the café without going out in the wind. My mama was a practical woman.  Some might say she lacked imagination—a little like my boss at the café, Bob Turner, who said the doorway was put there so his help could sneak over to the beauty shop, catch up on the gossip, and waste the time they should of spent getting the dishes washed. 

    Most days, Bob’s mood was somewhere between bull and bulldog, if you know what I mean, but today he was whistling Hollywood behind the fry grill when I came through the bookshelf.  My entrance scared him, and he jerked back, flipping a sausage patty into the air.  Luckily, it landed on Doyle Banes’s plate at the bar, where the gents of the regular Countertop Coffee Club watch the television, eat breakfast, and solve the problems of the entire world.

     “Thanks B-B-Bob.”  Doyle reached for his fork.  Doyle stutters, by the way.  Always has. 

     “That ain’t done,” Bob warned, while tending to a pile of scrambled eggs that was about to burn.  “Here, hand it back.”

     “I ulll-like it this way.”  Doyle wasn’t about to give up on free food.  Doyle’s driven a dump truck down at the lime quarry for twenty years.  Eats like a horse, but he’s skinny as a rail fence.

     “Oh, for heaven’s sake, Doyle, you’ll get worms.”  I snatched the sausage patty off Doyle’s plate and tossed it back on the fry grill.  Doyle’s probably already got worms, that’s why he’s so skinny.

     Bob flipped the sausage over and glanced my way.  “So, Ima, d’ya hear the big news?  Hollywood’s comin’ to town.”

     “Hollywood who, Bob?”  I enjoy goading Bob.  Lord help me, but I can’t stop myself.  He’s like the loud-mouthed kid on the front row in school—the one who raises his hand on all the questions and thinks he knows everything.  Come to think of it, Bob was the annoying kid on the front row.  He and I go back a long way.

     “The Hollywood, of course.  Hollywood Cali-forn-eye-yea.”  

     “Well, I heard that Erve saw some traffic out at the fairgrounds, and then Bailey Bentley got a call about the Daily Reunion Days.  But that’s all I heard.  Lands, Bob, your sources must be better than mine.  Did Hollywood already call and tell you they were comin’?”

     Bob coughed like he’d swallowed a gnat.  “Well… well no, of course not.”  It hurt Bob to admit that.  Being that Bob was the president of the Daily Chamber of Commerce, and Amber Anderson had worked part-time at the café for the past year after she graduated from high school, he was mightily offended that she hadn’t yet thanked him on national TV, or put in a plug for the Daily Café. 

     “I just thought, with you bein’ president of the Chamber of Commerce, and Amber’s former employer, and all…”  That wasn’t nice, Imagene.  Love thy neighbor.  But oh, Lord, Bob’s hard to love most of the time.  I got a big mouth, and there’s no telling sometimes what’ll tumble out.  I have to repent every five minutes or so.  When I get to the pearly gates, I imagine the atonement line will be long with people who don’t.  I’ll be in the short line at the express gate, because I’m on the repent-as-you-go plan.

     “Don’t need no one to call me.”  Bob flipped eggs and sausage onto three plates, added hash browns and the tickets, and spun them down the counter to be handed out.  “Don’t take no genius to add two and two and come up with four.  Now that Amber’s made the Final Five, it’s time for them to do one of them hometown return shows, take her back to her roots, back to her Daily beginnings.”  Bob struck a pose with his spatula in the air, dripping bacon grease. 

     “Well, Bob, I didn’t know she’d ever left ‘em.  She’s still dating Buddy Ray, down at the sheriff's office.  Why, I hear they call back and forth all the way to California, so she can keep up on the Daily happenings.  Seems like, if she was coming home for a visit, she'd of told Buddy Ray.”  I gave Bob a blank look.  You can get away with a lot by acting old and addle-brained.

     Huffing like I was too much effort, Bob turned back to the fry grill.  “I swear, Ima, you don’t know a thing about Hollywood.”

     “Could be,” I said, delivering the plates to the countertop crowd.  Erve and Doyle gave me grateful nods for bowing out of the argument before Bob could hop onto one of his soapboxes, talk everyone’s ear off, and burn the breakfast food. 

     Bob was, clearly enough, disappointed that I didn’t have more fight in me these days.  Time was, we went toe-to-toe about a lot of things.  None of it seemed to matter much, anymore.  Mostly, I just wanted to get through my day at the cafe, go home and crawl into bed, and wish I could wake up the next morning in heaven with Jack. 

    “You can mark my words, Imagene,” Bob said, slinging the spatula and scattering grease that Maria and I'd have to mop up later.  “Once all them TV watchers see Amber’s humble beginnings—poor orphaned girl with three little brothers, livin’ in a falling-in trailer house with her old grandpappy, her mama and daddy dead in a terrible car wreck—America’s gonna vote our girl straight to the top.  You don't believe me, just hop on out front and take a gander at that banner they're hangin' over Main Street.  We're gonna put Daily, Texas right back on the map.”

Chapter 1